Good morning, Rat Rock Nation! Davey Mac of the Morning Rat Race is here and I am in shock. Insanely surprised to my very core. All these years…I always thought Mr. Met was the one and only mascot for the New York Mets.
Well, guess what? Apparently, Mr. Met is not alone in the dugout. In fact, he’s had a secret family on the side all these years…because today I’ve learned that Mrs. Met exists!
I apologize, Mets fans! How was I not aware that Mr. Met had a lovely companion? I mean…these two, gigantic-headed freaks are perfect for one another! Look at ’em!
What a cute couple! My sources (the Phillies Phanatic and the San Diego Chicken) that Mr. and Mrs. Met love to go horse-riding together…their favorite movie is Major League…and they enjoy karaoke singing with one another.
I deeply apologize to Mrs. Met for giving you the cold shoulder all these years. I hope you can forgive me, lady. And, Mr. Met, please accept my apology as well, you old dog you. Congratulations to the lucky couple! Hopefully, Mets fans will get a Baseball Baby in the near future!
– Davey Mac